Bill is a comedy legend, international entertainer, man with lucky lips, bon viveur, connoisseur of fine wines and chocolates, building contractor, great singer and eater of substantial meals. He is married to the lovely Lola, winner of A Thong for Europe 1976. Once, or twice, described as "the world's most fabulous man" by Dickie at The Two Pigs in Corsham. Bill is a man who is definitely not too old for buttons!  www.billsmarme.com